You know you're getting older when:

-all the movie stars you're attracted to are now younger than you.

-9 times out of 10 when you meet someone new, they're younger than you.

-bending down to get on the floor and then getting back up is a lot more challenging than you remember.

-you remember when those lame, raunchy teenager movies were what you and your friends went to see on the weekends.

-most of the time you'd rather stay home and watch t.v. or read a book instead of going out to the bar.

-you walk into a room and immediately forget what your purpose was in going there.

-you sometimes know exactly what you want to say but cannot for the life of you remember the word that MEANS it.

-you're married.

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3 comments:

Susan said...

good ones. and OH. SO. FAMILIAR!!! ;~p

gayla said...

glad to know i'm not the only one! :)

Terra said...

...and then you have a baby, and you feel even older. Now you turn the radio DOWN in the car because it's just too darn loud. You catch yourself saying things like "no shoes on the sofa," and "please don't touch that," and "Mommy just needs a minute to go pee and no, you cannot watch."

'sigh'

You'll find out all too soon!

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