(While watching Clint play Madden on the Wii:)
ME: I like the fat one.
C: The fat one??
ME: Yeah, the fat one there. I like him.
C: What?!
ME: I mean, does he still run fast?
C: No.
ME: How can he play professional football and not run fast?
C: AGH! *insert choice word(s)* I messed up my play now!
ME: I mean, what position does he play?
C: *insert name of whatever position the fat ones play*
ME: Well, I just don't understand how they can run around like that during all those practices all day and not get rid of that belly. I mean obviously they're strong and in good health from all that exercising...
C: *insert weary, exasperated look toward me*
ME: I'm just CURIOUS.
Such stimulating conversation, yes?
P.S. I don't use the term "fat" in general conversation; I was just sort of being silly to irritate the hubster! :)
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1 comments:
That's funny...I'm a huge football fan it is my darling daughter who says things like that! She always roots for the team with what she considers the prettiest uniform! Kim
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